drellabove:

The Wonder Years - Dismantling Summer.

(via seawaay)

Timestamp: 1413766982

drellabove:

The Wonder Years - Dismantling Summer.

(via seawaay)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via moriartyissher-locked)

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via moriartyissher-locked)

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

(via moriartyissher-locked)

Timestamp: 1413597373

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

(via moriartyissher-locked)

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.

(via sleepingwithvaginas)

actress4evr:

overlord-kyogre:

minatheangel:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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Breaking News: Everyone is rich and all orphans have been adopted.

(via sleepingwithvaginas)

Timestamp: 1413597290

actress4evr:

overlord-kyogre:

minatheangel:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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Breaking News: Everyone is rich and all orphans have been adopted.

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